haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
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I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
These tits shall not be calmed
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