what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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