i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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