I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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