1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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