Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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