and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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