I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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