we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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