I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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