dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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LMAO
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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