I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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