where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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