none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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