They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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