Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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