This girl is more easily done than said...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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