lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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