its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
How's work?
Spinning.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Randomize
