Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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