Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize