I heard we made out
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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