is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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