Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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