I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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