the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
