420 ftw
Apparently you make a good broom.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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