did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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