Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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