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(248): View more from Michigan

we dont do blackfin have a good night :)

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(248): View more from Michigan

Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee

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(305): View more from Florida

Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i used baking grease as lip gloss

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"

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(631): View more from New York

You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.

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(905): View more from Ontario

No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"

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