girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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