Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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