So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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