Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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