We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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