he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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