I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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