True but thats because hes a fetus.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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