I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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