You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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