they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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