So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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