this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Randomize
