Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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