There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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