This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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