Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wish i was in the wii world.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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