wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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