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i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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