I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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