Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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