plz talk dirty to me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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