Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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