STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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