as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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